I do, but recently I’ve been finding many of these songs to relate to the things you talk about on our morning walks. That’s good to know. Actually, I find it pretty interesting when you mix them up. But I really doubt you’ll be dedicating any song to me, not while Truffles exists.
…did you just Fault In Our Stars’ me?
Funny. I hadn’t noticed. Though, I am noticing that you’re trying to put a girl on blast and I don’t appreciate it. Morning walk talks are for morning walks and morning walks are sacred. Aww, stop it. Don’t tell me you’re jealous of Truffles. I’m gonna write you a song now. It’s gonna be called “Bros before Hoes.” You’re welcome.
Oh, I’m sorry, did I rush into that thought? Aww, such a great friend you are, so much love. It really hurts that I have to ask for your love, but Truffles gets more than he deserves.
Yeah, you really did. I could just innocently like music, you do know that, right? Aww, you don’t even have to ask. My love for you has always been there! As for Truffles, he’s irrelevant at the moment since I love you differently. I can’t be mixing my types of love up here.
Yes, I really do hate this band, but I will make a sacrifice and save the song. I’ll even listen to it every morning, because it’s from you, to me.
Or am I wrong?
Nope, you’re exactly correct.
Although, I never specified whether or not this song was even about anyone in the first place. But if you really wanted my love so bad, all you had to do was ask.
Wow, your best friend?! I love this song! Thank you, as your best friend, I really appreciate this, but I don’t know how August feels.
You hate this band, shut up.